Pet résumé generator

Every pet has a purpose.

What job would your pet have if they were human? Upload a photo, answer three questions, and get their professionally ridiculous résumé.

Free to create. Built to share.

Pawfession

Employee record

New hire

Professional headshot

Thor, Labrador

Appointed role

Head of Workplace Destruction

Key skillsDoorbell escalation

WeaknessUnattended sandwiches

SalaryCheese + PTO

“Thor brings unmatched enthusiasm to every meeting, whether invited or not.”

Verified by Pawfession#THORGETSTHEJOB

01.Professionally humorous.

02.Share-worthy by design.

03.Built for pet people.

The hiring process

Three questions. One remarkably employable animal.

No generic personality test. Just the useful details you already tell strangers about your pet.

01

Upload pet photo

Choose their most employable angle.

The headshot that says “I will be replying-all to this email.”

02

Answer 3 questions

Give us the workplace intel.

Their greatest strength. Their biggest liability. Their reason for living.

03

Get résumé card

Meet the newest hire.

Download their polished professional identity and deliver the news to the group chat.

Compensation package

Start with a résumé. Upgrade the whole office.

Starter résumé

Free

Everything needed for a first career move.

  • One polished résumé card
  • Professional pet headshot
  • Downloadable share image
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$4.99 / bundle

Turn one great hire into an entire high-performing household.

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Pet business card

Multi-pet executive team

Make it official

Your pet is ready

They have been waiting for this title.

Senior compliance officer. Regional snack manager. Founder of a very chaotic startup. Find out who they are.

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